It turns out that the Dalai Lama was not summoned to the White House to make a Solomonic judgment about the Paternity of Conan O’Brien’s Baby, as I previously believed. For an intriguing account of what did go down see How to Greet the Dalai Lama.
Dalai Lama leaving the White House. It’s a shame the White House doesn’t have a better garbage collection service.